Rejected Video Ideas for Drake’s “Worst Behavior” Posted by Lucas G. on 11/11/13 | Filed under Humor, Videos, Drake

Hey remember this guy? After Drake dropped "Nothing Was The Same" back in September, it has been somewhat quiet on the Drake front. Quiet of course being a relative term because the album went platinum, he dropped a Scarface-esque video, and had a pseudo-beef with K.Dot; but for Drake that is a just your normal few weeks. Well, the Canadian crooner returns in all his glory with another big video for "Worst Behavior" which even features a cameo from poppa Drizzy.

As you can see between the skit (which for me is just a tad too long and takes away the momentum of the video), the high production value and the overall epic-ness, a ton of time and thought went into this video. I mean, for a single off one of the biggest albums of the year you gotta do it big right? Well, thanks to one of Drake’s scorned exs (I can neither confirm nor deny that it was Kourtney from Hooters on P Street), RefinedHype got our hands on some of the video treatment ideas that Drake's team considered, but pushed to the side in favor of what you see above: get yo’ ice cream and footy jimmies ready and think about what could have been...

Kiddie Drake:
Drake’s parents head out for a night on the town, so they hire a babysitter for their darling son. After spitting off a few rules they introduce him to the baby sitter (played by Doris Roberts). After she dozes off watching "Murder She Wrote", Drizzy strategically places his Beats by Dre or Sol Republic headphones (whoever will pay more) over her ears. He is now free to be on his "Worst Behavior". Running around the house in his Louis Vuitton overalls, Drizzy draws pictures of unicorns and panda bears on the wall, orders 10 artisan, brick oven pizzas, flushes all the toilet paper in the bidet, and proceeds to eat all the red velvet cupcakes instead of his broccoli. The real damage is done though when he takes his Big Wheel for a spin and picks up little Janie who lives down the street. The two spend the next two hours watching "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" and ordering Ugg boots on Amazon while looking up recipes, fashion tips and pictures of exotic butterflies on Pintrest (which he isn’t allowed to do on school nights). Once his parents get home, Drake gets grounded and immediately sent to his room. He looks outside his window to see Janie looking up at him, he places his hand on the window and a single tear rolls down his cheek. Being on your worst behavior has its price. Fade out...

Kaju Pimp Drake:
We see a shirtless Drake, rocking ripped whitewash jeans, a Jolly Roger Skull cap and a gold tooth. As he cruises around town in his hot pink ‘64 Impala with golden trim, it becomes obvious he is a pimp. He makes the rounds, picking up from girl after girl, until he finally stops at a sleazy motel. Before he gets out of the car he hits a massive 8 ball. Next, he kicks in the door of room 69, wielding a baseball bat, to find his main girl in bed with his rival pimp, lord precious Bottom (played by Michael Sera). Drake takes one Big Papi sized swing and knocks his head clear off as hit shoots out of the window and into the pool. The coke in full effect, he goes nuts, sets the hotel on fire and begins to grow bigger and bigger from all of his rage. He eventually towers over the hotel like Godzilla and begins to wreak havoc on an unsuspecting South Beach. Breathing fire and shooting lasers out of his eyes he leaves the whole town in flames and peels off the top of the American Airlines Arena and proceeds to scarf down the entire Heat starting five. Well, except for Chris Bosh who grows into a giant dinosaur and wrestles Drake, after an epic battle, Drake strikes Bosh with his electric pimp cane and Miami is his. Zoom out to Drake standing over a ruined South Beach, and with one final victorious roar everything cuts out. The End.

[Note from Team Drizzy: "Maybe went a little too far with the worst behavior? Let's dial it down a few notches.]

Degrassi Drake:
A montage of Wheelchair Jimmy from the episode where he can't get a boner, but gets a boner, but then can't get a boner. Essentially this on loop. That's it. Minimalism is big right now, the internet will eat it up. 

After all these, its clear why he went with what he did. I mean destroying South Beach would cost too much, and finding a kid who looks like Drake and has the same twinkle in his eye is damn near impossible (word to the kid from "Started From the Bottom"). Oh and since YouTube threw a viewer warning on that Drake Boner scene, it wouldn’t be fair to his teenage fanbase; apparently you have to officially confirm that you are over 18 in order to see a Drake go from six to midnight, which is valuable human knowledge.

So instead we're stuck with this video, which isn't such a bad place to be stuck. One million bonus points to Drake's dad and his epic mustache.

See Also:  Rejected Treatments for the Migos’ “Versace” Video