Weekly Re-Up: Baked News, Drake Plays Beer Hockey & More Posted by Lucas G. on 01/17/14 | Filed under Top Stories, Humor, Weekly Re-Up, General Awesomeness, Fails

Listen, it's Friday, we get it. Nobody really wants to do anything that involves using your brain. So the new "Weekly Re-Up" will provide you with both the biggest "Fails" and the most awesome "General Awesomeness", as well as some other must see shit from the week, and of course some boobs. We will also be including a "Weekend Rewind" selection to give you something to listen to this weekend. It's a whole lot of everything.

Now let's get started...

General Awesomeness

Baking News:

We have come a long way since the discourse on pot in the mainstream media was this. In 2014 America though, it's now totally cool for a CNN reporter to get baked and do some top-notch "reporting" on marijuana. It's only January, but this video is easily going to be one of the best viral videos of the year; it's a little long, but absolute gold. For the first four minutes or so, the old ass pot-head takes the spotlight by smoking "cannon" J's in a limo, coining the term "doob tube", laughing uncontrollably, and demanding tacos. I love her; this lady is like the real life Grandmas Boy. Then, the reporter comes in out of nowhere, blazed as fuck and steals the show. I mean she is a reporter for one of the biggest news outlets in the world and she is reporting high as blazes; fuckin' Colorado.

And the Oscar goes to....

If you have been out of the loop for the past oh, I don't know, 20 years, you probably don't know that Dennis Rodman is crazy. Still, he continues to outdo himself time after time. This time, he went on CNN and gave a less then stellar interview (I gotta start watching CNN more). The interview was so bad, that Mike Epps took time out of his busy schedule to re-create it. He absolutely killed it; if you didn't know any better, than you would think that was actually Rodman. With the Golden Globes and Oscar nominations, I think Epps' stellar performance definitely deserves some sort of award...piece prize, Emmy..anything!

Late Entry: Drake Being Cool

Figures the one time I get a head start is the one time there is a super late entry for General Awesomeness. Here is Drake playing air hockey and drinking beer (aka beer hockey). Of course, you can make jokes that he is drinking root beer or wrote a song about losing, but honestly, he seems like a pretty cool guy. Sure he is a little dorky, but aren't we all? We hate on (and praise) Drake a lot, and when I saw this I was expecting much worse, but he comes off pretty well. Oh and also, I can't wait for Saturday Night Live.

Best Of The Rest:
Watch Drake Admit He’s “The Saddest Boy In All of Canada” in New SNL Promos
Kanye West Vs. Racist Teen, As Told By Taiwanese Animators
Nas: Hip-Hop at Harvard
The best Vines of the new year thus far…

Fails Of The Week:

The Price Is Wrong

Whenever I was sick as a kid, my day consisted of eating waffles in bed, napping, watching Sportscenter (like four times) and "The Price Is Right". My favorite game was always plinko, but the yodeling guy climbing the mountain was a close second; and fuck those people who always vote one more dollar than the last person, fuck them to death.

Anyway, what I am trying to tell you in my jumbled, crazy person rant is that I have seen a lot of things on the Price is Right, but I ain't never seen anyone get hurt spinning the wheel. It might not seem like that big of a fail, but consider this - the Price Is Right has been on since 1972. So for almost 45 years people have been spinning that wheel and nobody has ever gotten hurt, because, you know, it's spinning a wheel. I think the people who can't get it all the way around in one spin need to be promptly executed, but this lady just changed the game. Not only did she fall, not only was it on national TV, but it was spinning an comically large wheel on The Price is Right; a multi-layered, epic fail.  And then we got this guy, who wins, and promptly motorboats Drew Carey like a weirdo; you ol' motorboating son of a bitch! Think Bob Barker would stand for that shit? He would have gone all Happy Gilmore on him (obligatory/mandatory inclusion of) The Price is Wrong, bitch!.

 Your 2013-14 Cleveland Browns

Only the Browns, and maybe the Jets, could be a fail of the week, when they aren't even playing anymore. First, as you probably know, the Browns are looking for a coach since they fired Rob Chudzinski after just one season because that's totally fair. Well, as other teams like the Redskins, Vikings, and Lions make moves, the Browns are sitting back and just waiting to pick up the leftovers...good strategy. Well, good news for them, this Browns "fan" basically put the team on blast with this application for the head coaching gig. It must be pretty embarrassing for the Browns to have some random schlub taking shots at you, but that won't stop them from not hiring a coach. They just got ethered. By the way, if that little Madden stat is true, I'm legitimately impressed; dude is actually qualified to coach the Browns. I wonder how this guy feels about it? But wait there's more, cue an inappropriate twitpic from wide receiver Davone Bess.

Look, I can't knock the guy for smoking a little bit, especially in the offseason, because you know he plays for the Browns, but in what world did he think this was a good idea? I mean seriously, you play in the NFL, a organization with an image it wants to maintain, a strict drug policy, and one that you know gets media attention and you have zero second thoughts about posting this?This is right up there with drug dealers who post pictures of drugs or weed on social media, except he should no better; just stupid as fucking stupid can be. Also  I'm pretty sure "Real Dons" aren't buying dime bags. But wait, he's not done. Today, he was arrested for assaulting a police officer in an airport; he was probably high at the time. I mean honestly how dumb can you be. Like what was he thinking "what's the best way to get back in the good graces of my employer? I know! I'll punch this cop before I hop on my flight! God I'm so high"?

Worst Of The Rest:
Scott Storch Says He & DJ Khaled Are "Gonna Flood The Market"
Extremely Drunk Dude Falls Asleep in Extremely Terrifying Position
Man Falls Through Golf Shop Ceiling; Everyone Plays It Way Cool
Diddy vs. Bono hug in slow motion

Weekly Soundtrack:

I don't know if y'all weren't feeling it, even saw it or saw it and were so amazed that you couldn't put it into words, but feedback for the Raleigh Ritchie post was a little lackluster. Oh well, your loss, because I'll be listening to him, all fucking weekend. I haven't been this excited for an artist in a while and I can't wait to listen to "Bloodsport" a thousand times this weekend.

Comment Of the Week:
Totally forgot about this last week, but it's back and better than ever. Props to NYS_G who made perhaps one of the best "rap game" comparisons on the Rap Game..Of Thrones piece with "Gucci Mane - HODOR"; I was laughing for 10 minutes straight. If you watch Game Of Thrones than you know how great this is and if you don't watch GOT then you need to start now. HODOR!!!!!

Booty Of The Week:

As a Redskins fan, I am required by law to hate the Cowboys (like pretty much every other sports fan), but for the life of me I just can't hate their cheerleaders. In fact, my love for their cheerleaders might just rival my hate of Romo and Jerry Jones. So, when their cheerleaders use a hula hoop that has a GoPro camera on it, I have no choice but to make it the Booty of The Week. So it's not exactly "booty", but it's  hard not to watch hot girls hula hooping in HD, and I doubt there will be too many complaints right? Right.

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