Porn Stars in Music Videos: An Absurdly Detailed Investigation Posted by Lucas G. on 01/22/14 | Filed under Top Stories, Girls, Humor, Videos, NSFW, Absurdly Detailed Investigations

When a story breaks that wont be covered fairly (or at all) by big media moguls, RefnedHype is there. When some sort of injustice or wrong doing goes unreported, RefinedHype is there. We are the lighthouse in the foggy, treacherous seas of internet journalism. A beacon of hope where there is despair. If we didn't prove it with our groundbreaking absurdly detailed investigation into rapper poses we will certainly do it now.

Recently, B.o.B put Allie Haze in one of her videos. For those RefinedHypers out there who don't know who she is (which judging by the speed of the booty of the week answers and the borderline unhealthy stalking of Schoolboy's video girls is none of you) she is an adult film actress, A.K.A a porn star. Sure putting a porn star in your music video is provocative, but that won't stop B.o.B and it certainly didn't stop these artists. It's time for an absurdly detailed investigation into porn stars in music videos.

So that's Allie Haze and Skin Diamond on one video! Hot damn! Well, if you think this is the first time B.o.B has incorporated the use of Academy Award winning talent in his videos. You might remember the "Headband" lyric video which features the booties of Kristina Rose, Ava Rose, and Sunny Lane, because how could you forget? Damn...5 porn stars in 2 videos? It looks like Bobby Ray might just be the king of porn star music videos.

Not so fast says Eminem. While you know him for his funny, often satirical videos, Shady has also been known to put quite a few porn stars in his videos. Obviously, Lisa Ann was in the "We Made You" video because she looks just like Sarah Palin. The legendary Jenna Jameson was in the "Without Me" video and the equally as blond (though definitely less popular) Gina Lynn was in the "Superman" video. Also, I'm not sure if this counts, but Paris Hilton was in the "Just Lose It" video, and we all remember that video. Well, that's not all. Because apparently Eminem spends more time on Redtube than a 14-year-old boy without parental supervision, Em also put Sasha Grey, perhaps the most famous porn star on earth, in his "Space Bound" video. Sorry B.o.B, but I think Eminem has you beat not only on star power, but volume too; he has starred alongside more porn stars than Ron Jeremy.

It looks like Eminem's pornstar obsession rubbed off (no pun intended) on his mentee, 50 Cent. For the "Disco Inferno" video, not just any booty would do (although there is alot of any booty anyway), fiddy had to call on Daisy Marie to really put the booty over the edge. Also, ironically, the video also features a cameo from Nick Cannon, who isn't allowed to watch porn because Mariah says so. He has to settle for BET Uncut videos.

When filming the "We Thuggin" visuals, R.Kelly knew it would be a bad look if Fat Joe had the biggest titties in the video, so they got Tera Patrick to cameo...close enough.

So pornstars in hip-hop videos isn't as rare as we thought, but if you think it started with the likes of Fat Joe or Eminem you are dead wrong. Even before the days of internet porn (the dark ages), porn stars were still linking up with rappers for video shoots. A pioneer in the field of porn star rap videos, Tupac grabbed Nina Hartley (who is still a fox by old lady standards) and a few other (now) older porn stars for the "How Do You Want It" video; it resulted in a great video but an even better picture.

Well, that certainly feels absurdly detailed enough. I am sure I missed some though, but I know all the bootyologists of RefinedHype Nation will fill in the blanks; y'all are a sick bunch but that's why we love you. Sometimes I have to sit back and double check that this is actually my job; this is definitely one of those times.