Fails of the Week: Face Tattoos, “Asian Girlz”, DMX Bankruptcy & More Posted by Nathan S. on 08/02/13 | Filed under Humor, Fails of the Week, Fails

The dictionary defines "Schadenfreude" as pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others. In that case, we're about to get Schadenfreude like a motherfucker up in this piece.

For the latest edition of "Fails of the Week" (aka your favorite running column that doesn't involve random hot girls) I tackle the new worst face tattoo ever, what it looks like when Sugar Ray knock offs get racist and more.

Enjoy...

Good Luck With the Rest of Your Life


Serious question - where does this rank on the all-time list of terrible face tattoos? I'd actually argue that it's worse than Game's butterfly or Gucci's Ice Cream cone, considering this kid just got a forgettable clothing brand (Play Clothes, and sorry Pusha, but it's true) inked on his face for like, and he appears to be A FUCKING KID!

Good luck with the rest of your life sir. While you're obviously too far gone to listen to me, can I at least beg you not to listen to Pusha T's (maybe joking) Twitter endorsement?

Asian Women Like Anal Sex & Egg Rolls #FactsOnly


We've been talking a lot about the lines between humor and controversy, between art and when shit's just straight fucked up, so I won't get into it again here. Click here if you want the full breakdown.

So let's just say that I hope Sugar Ray tracks these dudes down and beats the living bejeezus out of them for even reminding me of Sugar Ray while watching this video.

Things Are Not Going Well


For the most part I try to keep "Fails of the Week" on the humorous side, but this is just more straight up depressing. On the same week that Foxy Brown continued her questionable "comeback" attempt by falling off a stage, DMX announced that he was filing for bankruptcy after racking up over $1 million ($1 FUCKING MILLION) in missed child support and thousands more in car and home payments.

So yeah, kind of a tough week to be someone who was a famous rapper in the early 2000s. I wonder what Black Rob's up to right now.

Bust a Move


There's really no joke I can make that will be better than the jokes TSS has already made, but this is so amazing I still had to share. You remember those Magic Eye puzzles back in the day? Where at first it didn't seem like much, but then after you stared at it for a couple minutes and crossed your eyes in the right way holographic dinosaurs and shit would appear?

This is like that. At first it doesn't seem like much, and then you spot the black guy in the middle of the floor, and then you peep his footwork, and then you notice that white girl behind him...and then you've spent the last hour of your life watching a Vine video. Enjoy.

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