The Lindsay Lohan Topless Pics You Wanted to See 10 Year Ago Are Here Posted by Nathan S. on 08/05/13 | Filed under Top Stories, Girls, NSFW

There was a time when Nelly could reasonably claim to be one of the most popular rappers alive, right up there with Jay-Z. There was a time when the Buffalo Bills to make the Super Bowl was one of the safest bets in sports. And there was a time when news that Lindsay Lohan's titties were available for viewing would have shut down the internet.

But let's just say that years of binge drinking and doing enough coke to impress Gunplay unhealthy living have taken a little shine off the "Holy sweet baby jesus, topless pics of Lindsay Lohan!!!" effect. So instead of being irrepressibly excited to see Lohan's goodies, now seeing her boobs feels more like watching an aging boxer stumble back into the ring for one more punch-drunk fight. You don't want to watch, you feel a little guilty for being a part of the system that ruined them...but you can't look away.

In related news you don't care about, the topless scenes are courtesy of Lohan's new movie, "The Canyons", that no one in their right mind will watch, even in a guilty pleasure way, especially since you can just CLICK HERE and see more of the only two reasons (or one reason, that comes in a pair) you'd watch.

Enjoy reminiscing on a simpler time, a time when you would have been legitimately excited to click on that link above. And as long as we're here...so Linday Lohan held the crown in about 2005/2006. Who has it now?

Who currently holds the "the internet would shut down if nude pics of them leaked" crown? Miley Cyrus?

— Refined Hype (@refinedhype) August 5, 2013