Find Her: Name Every Girl in Kanye’s “Workout Plan” Video Posted by Nathan S. on 02/13/14 | Filed under Girls, Find Her, College Dropout Week

I know what you're thinking. Yeah, sure, we love* "College Dropout Week", but I know what you're thinking. What am I supposed to do with my Tuesday and Thursday if there's no "Mystery Booty of the Week"? Well my booty-loving friends, I think I have a solution. How about an epic "Find Her" where we try to name every girl from every "The New Workout Plan" video.  

As always, let's start with the actual video: 

Now, it looks like there's at least eleven girls in this video - that's assuming it's the same girls in every scene, which watching it again they almost definitely don't do - and if you can get them all I'll simultaneously have more respect for you than anyone ever, and also advise you to seek professional psychiatric help. But just so at the same starting point, here's the best (pretty non-helpful) group shot I can grab, followed by some more individual flicks:

Closing Notes: 

1) Word to Stacey Dash in "All Falls Down", I already did an insanely detailed tribute to her and her dress and her nipples right here. 
2) I should probably do a "Golddigger" edition as well, some really well known models there. You can get started on that now. 

*Jesus fucking christ I can't wait for "College Dropout Week" to end might also be a possibility.