You’re Not-Not Going to Watch This Balls Crazy Video of Lady Gaga Naked Posted by Nathan S. on 08/08/13 | Filed under Humor, NSFW, Balls Crazy, Lady Gaga

 

Lady Gaga has essentially become the 2013 Marilyn Manson for me. As anyone who really remembers the '90s knows, by the time 2000 rolled around, we'd seen so much "shocking" material from Manson we'd become desensitized. He could fuck a midget on a crucifix covered in blood and no one would even notice. (*Cue the "South Park" clip.)

Similarly, the last Lady Gaga stunt I remember was the Meat Dress thing, which feels like it happened about a decade ago. I'm willing to bet she's still selling out stadiums (is she still doing shows?), but honestly, I couldn't tell you a single "shocking" thing she's done in at least a year, let alone the last actual song she released*.

And yet, when a friend said, "Yo, you see that video where Lady Gaga gets naked with that crazy lady from the Jay-Z video?", I won't lie, I couldn't stop myself. What can I say, we only get so many chances in life for a sentence like "that video where Lady Gaga gets naked with that crazy lady from the Jay-Z video" to apply to something that really happened.

Here's the details for those who care. The balls crazy lady from the Jay-Z video is Marina Abramovic, a super famous performance artist (in that world where performance artists are super famous). She's got some kind of balls crazy Abramovic Method thing, which she describes as "a series of exercises designed to heighten participants' awareness of their physical and mental experience in the present moment," and when you add Lady Gaga into the mix, you get the balls craziest thing you'll see this week, even by Lady Gaga standards.

So, um, here's Lady Gaga wearing a yellow horn blindfold thing and walking like an injured gazelle through a field while fully naked. Don't even pretend like you're not going to watch*. Welcome to the balls craziest thing you'll see this week....

 

 

 

 

*AKA you don't want to admit that you will watch, but you won't not watch.

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