Fails of the Week: Dave Chappelle, Douchebag Driver, Bad Rap & More Posted by Lucas Garrison on 08/30/13 | Filed under Top Stories, Humor, Fails, Fails Of the Week

The dictionary defines "Schadenfreude" as pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others. In that case, we're about to get Schadenfreude like a motherfucker up in this piece.

For the latest edition of "Fails of the Week" I sub in for Nathan and give you some of the biggest flops, fails, and fuck-ups from this week.

Enjoy...

Listening To Music Loud+Driving Like a Douche=Negative Dignity


Blasting music in your car is a god given right to every single human being out there. Sometimes, in order to hear the song the way it was intended you need to play it so loud your ears bleed. The problem however, is that often,people do it for the wrong reasons like trying to impress the ladies or just general douchery. Take this guy for example who thought it would be cool to blast his techno as he passed all the law abiding drivers to get. Karma definitely caught up to this Fast and Furious motherfucker, because in his effort to look cooler than everyone else, he smashed into an oncoming car and became the laughingstock of the traffic jam…and the internet. The best part is when the beat drops on impact, only to start playing again a few seconds later. At least your wipers still work bro...

See Ya In 10 Years Dave



Never would I live to see the day that anything Dave Chappelle related would be in the Fails Of The Week, but I guess anything is possible. Last night, Dave was performing in Connecticut as part of the The Oddball Comedy & Curiosity Festival and the crowd was quite rowdy, yelling Chapelle’s Show quotes at him and booing. Dave responded by sitting on stage and talking for the contractually obligated amount of time before leaving with “New Slaves” as his outro music. If he disappears again I am holding Connecticut solely responsible. You can read the full story here, but to really get an idea of the all-around epic fail (how can you disrespect Dave?), check out the videos.

This Spotify Intern's Rap Is As Horrible As You Can Imagine


I always thought Spoitfy would be a cool place to work…until I saw this. As a thank you for the job (but not paying me a fucking dime), one Spotify intern, with a oh-so creative stage name of Kanye East, did a Spotify spoof of A$AP Rocky’s “Fuckin Problem” called “Inten Problemz”; the z at the end of problem really gives him the street cred he needs. Stick to the behind the scenes stuff dude, because your rapping hurts my soul. The only good part was when he made it rain with post it notes. I’ll give him credit for that but the rest is doo doo.

You Can't Make Music From Prison, My Friend
If you are an up and coming rapper I have two pieces of advice. One, don’t use auto-tune. Two, if you are involved in illegal activity DO NOT rap about it and definitely don’t share it on social media. Someone should have told Nino Best, an aspiring Brooklyn rapper, because his Instagram picture led to the biggest gun bust in New York City’s history. After Nino informed the public he was selling guns out of his recording studio and after sending out a few stupid pictures, the police promptly kicked in the door and busted him. It boggles my mind how someone with 250 guns would basically turn himself in like that; I guess that’s why we call it a fail. Check out the full story here.






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