Meet Da Real Lambo, the Terrible Rapper Who’s Boning Lebron’s Mom Posted by Nathan S. on 09/03/13 | Filed under Top Stories, Humor, Fails

Whether you're a famous rapper or a famous athlete, as soon as that money and fame starts pouring in you're going to have to deal with groupies, both of the male and female variety. So it's no surprise that Lebron James (aka the best basketball player alive) has attracted his fair share of hangers on. But I have to give it to John Hinckley, Jr. Not only has the man ingratiated himself into Bron Bron's inner circle, but...wait for it...he's reportedly also boning Lebron's mom*. And by "reportedly", I mean come on, look at these pics. He's definitely boning Lebron's mom.
 

 

Boom! I have to hand it to the man, he's really taken the male groupie game to the next level. That pic of him tagging along with Lebron and Wade on the beach like a hopeful puppy is hilarious, but it's not so easy for Bron to shake him when he's keeping his mom's lady parts lubricated. He's a true ground breaker, like the Thomas Edison of NBA mom spooning. (Cue the Delonte West ft Ray J. "I Hit It First (Remix)".) How's that feel Bron Bron?

But Hinckley isn't just a dude Lebron lets awkwardly tag along at the beach and give his mom the D, he's a borderline terrible rapper named Da Real Lambo, because of course he is.

 

 

The lesson, as always? If your supremely mediocre rap career is stalling, find a rich NBA player's mom and get to eating that middle aged vagina like your starving and it's an extra value meal. Who knows, you might just find yourself rocking someone else's championship rings until he takes them back. And isn't that really every man's dream?

* Is this entire post a thinly veiled excuse for me to make yo momma jokes?

 

Of course not Yes.