Fails: Nicki Minaj Takes The Lap Dance To New Levels Of Awkwardness (Video) Posted by Danielle Harling on 05/20/13 | Filed under Top Stories, Videos, Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Fails

If Nicki Minaj was truly a perfectionist she would have at least taken part in a lap dance tutorial or two over at King Of Diamonds or Magic City before performing one of the most awkward lap dances imaginable at last night's Billboard Music Awards. I mean, why is she waving her hand between her legs? Is she trying to create a crotch monster with her hands? I don't get it.

Also, Nicki's man-made derriere is awfully stiff, so all the twerking and popping is essentially pretty pointless and only adds to the awkwardness. Pair all that with the fact that she's giving a lap dance to Lil Wayne and things become even more tragic.

Nathan Update: WHY HAS NO ONE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT NICKI'S WRIGGLING FINGERS THROUGH HER CROTCH MOVE MEANS?!?! IS SHE SQUIRTING? GIVING BIRTH TO AN OCTOPUS? WHAT????????????

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