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Fails of the Week: Diddy & Ross’ (Fake) $1 Million Bet, Fainting Groupies & More

Posted by Nathan S. on 09/20/13 | Filed under Humor, Fails of the Week, Fails

The dictionary defines "Schadenfreude" as pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others. In that case, we're about to get Schadenfreude like a motherfucker up in this piece.

For the latest edition of "Fails of the Week" (aka your favorite running column that doesn't involve mystery booty) I tackle the Diddy and Rick Ross bet that fooled the internet, fainting groupies, wang tasers and much more.

Enjoy...

Rick Ross (Totally Doesn't) Win $1 Million From Diddy

When I first saw the "Diddy Loses $1 Million to Rick Ross in a Dice Game!" headlines floating around the interwebs I thought ha, there's Puffy and Rap Game Man Boobs up to their promotional tricks. But then it slowly dawned on me - holy shit, people really think this is real. Not a single site I saw even had any version of a "this is probably a joke" disclaimer.

Come on people, really? Really though? Then again, maybe this is a regular thing for Diddy. The contract between him and Danity Kane was almost definitely "I owe y'all some money when you sell a lot of records" written a napkin.

Down Goes Groupie! Down Goes Groupie!

As long as we're talking Ricky Rossy, I could watch this shit all day. And I don't even particularly care if it was set up by Ross, she legitimately fainted, or she's just out of her mind. (For the record, I'd actually lean towards out of her mind, don't underestimate how many insane people there are in the world who would do something like fake faint for twenty seconds of YouTube fame.)

Either way, if someone gets me a GIF of her just melting off that table like Van Damne took out her legs with a leg sweep, I'm using it everyday. You have your mission RefinedHype Nation.

The Drakiest Drake Moment In Internet Drake History

There's been a lot of jokes made about Drake's penchant for making songs that could serve as the soundtrack to "Pussy Whipped: The Movie", but I largely dismissed the as jokes. It wasn't until I saw this that I realized, holy shit, Drake's influencing a generation of young men to grow up softer than a kitten's vagina. I mean...he uploaded a Drake video on YouTube with "Danielle, I love you" in the video, which I guess is the 2013 version of calling the radio station to request a dedication. (Press play to see it.) But that's not all, these are the top comments...

Drake

So the simp game has gotten so extensive it's now invaded YouTube comments? Sweet baby jesus, what hath Aubrey Graham wrought?

Wang Taser

This has absolutely nothing to do with music, but it's still one of the funnier things I've seen. Not to self, if I'm ever near someone getting tasered, make sure they're not in striking range of my wang. Turns out electricity can travel from hand to wang very effectively.

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