Fails: Lil Wayne Doesn’t Teach Terrified Meek Mill to Skate

Posted by Lucas G. on 09/19/13 | Filed under Fails, Meek Mill, Meek Mil

I know "Fails of the Week" are a Friday thing, but this epic flop was just too good not to post. In a recent interview Weezy said he is ready to retire, well once he finally does he should look into becoming a skateboard instructor. We can check out his first ever lesson here thanks to a low-budget street DVD. For lesson number one Lil Wayne attempts to teach Meek Mill how to drop in on a mini half-pipe. Yes, its as fail worthy as it sounds.

First, what the fuck is up with the narrator talking like this is "NFL Films". With the epic music and his awful, corny analogies to “not being a afraid to fall” (get it, because you can fall when skateboarding) you would think Weezy and Meek are attempting the 900, or a tandem skateboard run through a half-piped filled with lions that are on fire, but really, they are probably just a little bit tipsy and fucking around on a ramp that can’t be bigger than 5 feet.

I'll admit that Wayne has become a susprisingly competent skater, and that as anyone knows who's ever tried to skate that shit is scarier than you'd like to admit, but it's still hilarious to watch a man who raps about stacking up bodies freak the fuck out over a mini-rap. Enjoy...