A Fate Worse Than Death: Buck 22’s “Achy Breaky 2” ft. Billy Ray Cyrus Posted by Nathan S. on 02/11/14 | Filed under Humor, Fails, RefinedHype

Yes, I know I have better things to do with my time...like, say, looking at Stacey Dash's nippes on an endless loop...and yes, I know this kind of "so terrible you have to watch it" effect is probably exactly what they were aiming for, and i'm only feeding into their grubby little hands, but.....

...I just can't stay away. So here's the deal. 

Apparently Dione Warwick has a rapper son who does his aforementioned rappity rapping under the moniker Buck 22, I suspect because Young Buck, Buckshot and Buck 65 were already taken. He somehow convinced one of America's finest parents and former country star Billy Ray Cyrus to do a remake, a "remix" as the kid like to call it, of his "Achy Breaky Heart" single. Or did Billy Ray convince Buck 22? Either way, I don't give a fuck. 

And here's what your about to watch. Larry King tells us that an alien invasion is upon us because at this point Larry King might just literally ready anything put on a teleprompter. Cut to a shot of Billy Ray and a young black boy walking back from a joint fishing/guitar playing venture, when they are kidnapped by hot aliens and then - forced? inspired? it's not really clear - to perform a song that sounds like when you run a tennis ball over with a lawnmover. Oh, and the alien teleportation machine also ages Buck 22 about 20 years, but leaves Billy Ray the same age. INCONSISTENCY ALERT!!!  

Really, if there's anything to be learned from this video, it's that there are models/dancers in L.A. desperate enough to take any job. And I mean any job. And with that, here you go, enjoy.