Fails of the Week: Ke$ha Drinks Pee, All Ad-Lib Waka, New Worst Rap Video Ever & More Posted by Nathan S. on 05/24/13 | Filed under Top Stories, Humor, Fails of the Week, Fails

The dictionary defines "Schadenfreude" as pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others. In that case, we're about to get Schadenfreude like a motherfucker up in this piece.

For the latest edition of "Fails of the Week" (aka your favorite running column that doesn't involve random hot girls) I tackle Ke$ha's urinary adventures, what an all-ad lib Waka Flocka, the new worst rap video of all-time and much more.

Enjoy...

Only In America


I haven't paid much attention to Ke-dollar sign-sha in a while, but it's hard to completely ignore someone drinking their own pee. Really? This is real life right now? That girl's going to have an STD named after her before this is all said and done.

And the fact that I'm starting to wonder if she even actually peed in that bottle - she just happened to have a cut open bottle laying around? - somehow makes it worse. I guess it's true what my grandmother used to say. The only thing worse than watching someone drink their pee, is actively trying to determine if they drank their pee. Goddamn, looks like I'm the failure here.

But hey, at least I haven't contracted a burning case of the Ke$ha's, so I have that going for me.

BOW BOW BOW BOW!!!


This is exactly the type of video that could have just as easily ended up in "General Awesomeness" depending on my mood. I mean, come on, let's be honest. The fact that these are the man's ad-libs is fucking terrible. But...watching him do them is actually strangely hypnotic.

You know what, I'm not even mad, that's amazing. SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

(Oh, I almost forgot, I once wrote "Is Waka Flocka’s “Hard in the Paint” the Most Ad-Libbed Track in Rap History?". Seemed appropriate.)

Puppies In Here!


I have no idea what to do with this. Really, I blame Lil B. Five years ago this would have just straight up been the worst shit I've ever seen, but ever since the Based God's arrival, I'm constantly wondering if shit like this is actually some on-purpose terrible, meta-analysis attempt at a viral video.

It's entirely possible that this dude is like Dutch or some shit, is completely mis-translating whatever rap he's been exposed to, and probably has a serious meth addiction. Or, is a conceptual artist making a desperate bid for attention. The internet really is the fucking worst sometimes.

I've Never Been So Scared...


This has absolutely nothing to do with music, but sweet baby jesus, I've never been so scared in my life. Part of me wants to make a, "Is that your O face?" joke, but even the abstract thought of having sex with a woman that intense...I'm not to lie, it frightens me. God, this is going to haunt my dreams.

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