Fails of the Week: #DiddySpiritAirlinesDance, ScHoolboy Q vs. Blu & More Posted by Nathan S. on 06/07/13 | Filed under Humor, Fails

The dictionary defines "Schadenfreude" as pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others. In that case, we're about to get Schadenfreude like a motherfucker up in this piece.

For the latest edition of "Fails of the Week" (aka your favorite running column that doesn't involve random hot girls) I tackle Diddy's not particularly ballin #DiddyJetDance, the one time Blu decided to start Twitter beef with ScHoolboy Q and more.

Enjoy...

Twitter Beef Goes Poorly for Blu


When will these rappers learn that Twitter beef never, ever works out well for them. Or at least it doesn't if you're Blu.

Apparently Blu misheard Schoolboy's "Stickin to the script like muthafuckin glue" line as "Stickin to the script like muthafuckin Blu" and decided to confront ScHoolboy about it via the interwebs. He then proceeded to get absolutely destroyed by said interwebs, even Ab-Soul and Mac Miller join in on the fun. I highly recommend checking out the whole conversation, it's highly entertaining.

So once again people, if you're going to publicly humiliate yourself, just try to do it in a way that can't be embedded.

(In related news, I'm still mad at Biggie for dissing me on "One More Chance".)

#DiddySpiritAirlinesDance


You call that a #DiddyJetDance? Frankly, I'm disappointed. I mean, we're talking both about a man who was responsible for the shiny suit era AND a back up dancer, and this is his jet dance? It looks more like something a drunk sorority girl would choreograph. Where's the backspin? Where are the back up dancers? Where's the endangered cheetah draped in jewels? #DiddyCoachDance.

Shout out to all the airport staff awkwardly watching though, only sweet baby jesus knows what was going through their heads.

I Dare You to Look Away


And...now for something completely different. Why is this the most oddly hypnotizing thing I've ever seen? It's the second time this week I've had to double check to make sure I didn't just accidentally swallow a tab of acid.

I've got to hand it to the woman though, apparently prancercising keeps you in pretty good shape. I mean, I'd hit it.

It's Lakers vs. Heat for the NBA Championship


This is the second time Jimmy Kimmel's made it in "Fails of the Week" for pointing out the idiocy of others, basically the man's the best in the game. And the fact that it comes at the expense of fake Lakers fans, and lord knows there's a lot of fake Lakers fans out there in the world, only makes things that much sweeter.

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