Fails of the Week: 2 Chainz Definitely Got Robbed, Amanda Bynes Fu**ked Cudi & More Posted by Nathan S. on 06/28/13 | Filed under Humor, Fails of the Week, Fails

The dictionary defines "Schadenfreude" as pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others. In that case, we're about to get Schadenfreude like a motherfucker up in this piece.

For the latest edition of "Fails of the Week" (aka your favorite running column that doesn't involve random hot girls) I tackle 2 Chainz continued robbery denial, Amanda Bynes latest rapper x Twitter trolling and much more.

Enjoy...

2 Chainz Definitely Got Robbed. He Just Did.


2 Chainz on "Rotation": "2 Glock nines is my body guards."
2 Chainz in real life: "RUN!!!!!!!!!!"

As we already discussed, there's no shame in getting robbed by a dude with a gun. You better believe anyone who points a firearm in my general direction is getting everything I have. (Jokes on them, I don't have shit.) But Chainz continued insistence that he didn't get robbed, despite dudes posting his license and credit card that they...robbed...defies logic.

Look out for this next album, "BOAKSMOSINALS (Based.On.A.Kinda.Sorta.Maybe.Ok.So.Its.Not.All.True.Story.)".

Amanda Bynes is Fantastic

I Know I Love Drake Because If He Got Parkinson's Or Got Into Some Sort Of Accident & He Looked Different He'd Still Be The Only One I Want

— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) June 28, 2013

I know Amanda Bynes is a human trainwreck that I should be too classy to pay attention to, but come on, I'm just a man. I can't help but check out trainwrecks, especially when those trainwrecks involve famous rappers.

First up for Bynes this week was her continued attempts at trolling Drake:



Ooooohhhhhh, Amanda Bynes gonna fuck around and make Drake engage in some Twitter beef. And as if that wasn't enough, she also decided to throw a shot at Kid Cudi who, according to Amanda Bynes, once put his penis inside Amanda Bynes' vagina.



Free Bernie!


Hip-hop is littered with pleas to free [insert rapper's name here]. From Gucci Mane to Max B to Lil Boosie, rap has a long and troubled history with the incarceration system. But this shit? This shit right here is just on another level.



That's right, the nephew of ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff, Stuart Madoff, is rapping recording sounds into a microphone, starting with a plea to let his disgraced uncle roam the streets.

You know what, don't release Bernie Madoff. Fuck that dude. In fact, he needs some more company in jail, and we can start with every executive at Goldmann Sachs.

Meth in the Place


Just for the record, meth does not make you a better rapper. That is all.

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