Fails of the Week: Mercedes Ruins Kate Upton, The World’s Biggest Booty & More

It's Official, There Is Such a Thing As Too Much Booty

I don’t think I have to say that we celebrate women with wide circumferences on these pages, but there comes a point when enough is enough. Like, say, when you’re Mikel Ruffinelli and you’ve got the worldest biggest hips, which measure 8 feet around.

Listen, Mikel, I’m genuinely glad you apparently don’t seem to suffer from a lack of self-esteem, but about this quote: “I love my shape and I see no reason to diet because I don’t have health problems.”

Actually, I’d consider the fact that you have to go through doors sideways a health problem. You’re winded after “dancing” (aka kind of moving your arms) for two minutes? That’s a health problem. Oh, and it’s got nothing to do with your diet? Well I’m no nutritionist, but I bet that large plate of fries you’re eating isn’t helping you lose weight.

Whatever that point between positive body image/celebrating curvier women and just being in denial about your obesity is, she passed that point about 100 pounds ago.

(p.s. - At this point, what’s really the difference between “hips” and “booty”? Saying she has the world’s biggest hips really just means you have to walk the farthest to go around her.)