Fails of the Week: Mercedes Ruins Kate Upton, The World’s Biggest Booty & More

Mercedes Makes Worst Kate Upton Ad Ever

Fuck Mercedes-Benz and anyone who love them.

I’d issue a spoiler alert, but in this case you’ll be glad for the alert. Oh, and more importantly, there’s FUCKING NOTHING TO SPOIL! Mercedes made an ad (supposedly) featuring Kate Upton at a carwash that actually only features dudes washing the car. Oh, but I can check out their Facebook page to maybe, possibly actually see some shit.

You go to hell Merceedes, you go to hell and you stay here. How fucking dare you play on my love for Kate Upton’s titties like that? Who decided that handing out blue balls was a good advertising strategy? I can’t afford their cars anyway, but even if I could, I’d buy a Lexus just out of spite.

And the jokes on them. I don’t need to click on their fucking Facebook page to get all the Kate Upton I want. And now neither do you. You’re welcome.