Weekly Re-Up: Abella Anderson on Webcam, MJ Plays Beer Pong,  & More! Posted by Lucas G. on 11/15/13 | Filed under Top Stories, Humor, Weekly Re-Up, General Awesomeness, Fails

Listen, it's Friday, we get it. Nobody really wants to do anything that involves using your brain. So the new "Weekly Re-Up" will provide you with both the biggest "Fails" and the most awesome "General Awesomeness", as well as some other must see shit from the week, and of course some boobs. We will also be including a "Weekend Rewind" selection to give you something to listen to this weekend. It's a whole lot of everything.

Now let's get started...

General Awesomeness:

23 Cup

Okay, so we are all in agreement that Michael Jordan is the number one seed for  acelebrity beer pong partner, right? Right??? I haven’t played beer pong in years, never really liked it that much, and even I think this is dope. Everybody in this video was geeking out and while I would like to hate on them, especially that guy who is really excited about the “N**gas In Paris” Jordan line (it looks like his world just caved in on itself), I can’t say I wouldn’t react the same way after a few beers. Also, don’t want to be a dick or anything, but his elbow is totally over the line; would you have the cajones to call him out?

P.S- Wearing your own shirt...power move. That's why the man's the GOAT. 

"3005" Lyric Video Abella Anderon on WebCam

If Childish Gambino’s goal for this lyric video was to get me interested in the song and his upcoming project, mission accomplished. If his goal was to get me to actually learn the lyrics, well then this should be in the "Fail" section, because errybody will be more interested in the lovely Abella Anderson. As far as lyric videos go this has to be the best ever right? Most are just a boring pictures of oceans and forests with the lyrics scrolling along, but Gambino takes to a whole other level; this is more like an actually video. And I'm not just saying that just because it contains a dancing porn star, the whole premise is really original. A dope song and a porn star will always get you into "General Awesomeness".

Best of The Rest:
Watch a Rare Notorious B.I.G. Documentary from 1995
Great Odin's Raven! An Anchorman Exhibit
30 For 30: Space Jam Spoof
Holy Shit Watch This Dude Stiff-Arm A Tiger Shark
Tyler, the Creator Brings Out Kanye West at the Odd Future Carnival

Fails:

Tom Rob Ford

Drugs, eating pussy, and scandal… no it’s not a Danny Brown concert, it's another week with T-Dot’s mayor, Rob Ford. Mayor Ford seems like a stand up guy--for about 3 minutes then he has to sit down again. Thank you, I'll be here all week, tip your waitress. 

I mean he admitted to smoking crack and was caught on camera raging like a fucking maniac, so how could we think he will “eat pussy” all willy-nilly? Please, the man has standards. Nothing like a mayor saying “eat pussy” live on TV while rocking a CFL jersey; this dude makes Marion Barry look like Drake.  

Bonuses: The "Rob/Tom Ford" parody song is already here, and here he is playing football. Your life is now complete:

 

Oh She's Just Being Miley

Is Miley being serious with this, or is she just trolling us now? Is there even a difference anymore?

As if everybody didn’t hate her appropriating ass before, she decided it would be a good idea to wear a skimpy Tupac and Biggie dress to the MTV Europe awards. If this was one of those XL white spray paint T’s I wouldn’t have a problem—in fact I’d be jealous—but this thing just looks awful The worst part? B.I.G and Pac’s faces are on each of her respective butt cheeks. I never really hated Miley (or cared) but this is pretty fail worthy. Also she smoked a J on stage...in Amsterdam…so edgy…

Worst Of The Rest:
Removal Of Blind Man, Service Dog From Flight Sparks Outrage
Andrea Bargnani Does Not Appear To Have Control Over His Own Body
Ignorant McDonalds Manager, Refusing Veteran Meal On Veterans Day

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In Case You Missed It:
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Rejected Video Ideas for Drake’s “Worst Behavior”

Weekend Rewind Soundtrack:
Jhene Aiko...duh. Oh, what's that? You don't want to buy the EP? You didn't see the project dropped this week. Well never fear, RefinedHype has a stream for you right here. Get used to her because she is finna blow in 2014.

Take Us Home Boobs:
Well booty. Check out the winner of the Brazil's Miss BumBum Pagent. If you win best booty in Brazil, you win best booty in everywhere.