Oh F**ks The F**k No: Tyga Desecrates Tupac With “Hit ‘Em Up” Posted by Nathan S. on 04/01/13 | Filed under Top Stories, Tyga, Fails

Frankly, I'd like to link to this Jim Harbaugh reaction shot, drop my computer and walk away. I don't know if I even have the stomach to write this without throwing up in my mouth a little bit. But I gotta do my job, so...

Fuck Tyga's new "Hit Em Up". Fuck it to death. Sweet baby jesus, where do I even start? First off, as I've written before, the whole "listing a sample as a feature" thing has to stop. This is getting out of control. And it's bad enough when someone starts acting like they got a Jay-Z feature because they sampled two lines off "Hard Knock Life", but Tupac? Along with Biggie, Pac is half of the untouchable duo. You just don't sample Pac unless you can really back it up, that's hip-hop law. And this shit? This fucking verse collage?

At this point I really don't have to say anything else, but then just to ensure anyone with even a sliver or respect for hip-hop hates him for the remainder of eternity, he grabs C-Murder's hook on “Down 4 My Niggas”. Oh, and word up to Jadakiss for the supremely mediocre verse.

I hate to do the "Pac would have hated this" thing, mostly because people just always assume Pac would have hated whatever they hate, but there's just no way Pac would have been cool with throwing down a verse on this motherfucker's song.

And with that, I'd like to close with a quote from the immortal philosopher Samuel L. Jackson. Take it away Mr. Jackson...