This Week in General Awesomeness: Grand Canyon Sized Balls, Storytime With Rick Rubin & More Posted by Nathan S. on 06/28/13 | Filed under Humor, General Awesomeness

The interwebs are a wonderful place filled with porn, more porn, and occasionally some other General Awesome stuff. That's where I come in.

As a balance to the ever popular "Fails of the Week", below is some of the best the world has to offer in the form of some Grand Canyon tightrope walking, rap nerd stories with Rick Rubin and, of course, boobs.

Enjoy....

Balls the Size of the Grand Canyon


Yo, did you see this dude walk across the Grand Canyon on a tightrope? DID YOU SEE THIS SHIT? Oh, and he comes from a famous tightrope walking family, the Wallendas, many of whom were killed in a, you guessed it, tightrope walking accident.

I don't consider myself a small-testicled person, but this guy's balls are so big they make Rambos look like raisins. Respect to him, and if you thought this was crazy, wait until his next trick when he'll traverse the canyon between Rick Ross' man titties.

Bandz a Make Her Tan


I'm sure the people who invented the internet envisioned it's be use to, you know, let scientists communicate and cure diseases, and whatnot. God were they wrong. Instead we get "Full House" and Juicy J" combos which, I think we can all agree, is way better.

I'll never do anything this magical. Ever.

Rick Rubin, Eazy-Z & a Machine Gun


There was a lot of talk about Rick Rubin's interview this week, mostly in regards to his work on "Yeezus". But lost in a lot of the Kanye-focus were some fucking incredible rap nerd gems. How about...that one time he tried to sign NWA, went to their show, and realized they were all packing heat. Onstage.

"I remember hearing the song “Straight Outta Compton” for the first time and I couldn’t believe it. Loved it. And I remember going to see them play. I think it was in Inglewood. It was the first time I saw a lot of guns in hip-hop. Before N.W.A went out on stage, a guy came around with towels, and he opened up the towels and there were loaded guns. And everybody got loaded up to go out on stage. It was unbelievable. And I remember Eazy-E walking around backstage watching a portable TV and holding a machine gun."

Trust me, you're a rap nerd, you need to read this interview. Enjoy...

Walefeld


I know I may have, you know, just compared Wale to dental hygiene, but I have to give it up to the man for this one. Do you know how fucking rich and famous Jerry Seinfeld is? He could easily not give a single fuck about any rapper, ever, and it wouldn't affect his life in the least. But Wale got him. I don't know how he got him, but he got him.

And as long as we're here, he also talked to RG3, which will probably give my DMV people a DMVgasm.

This Week in Boobs Are Awesome


I don't want to say I spend hours on Vimeo looking at everything tagged "boobs", but I totally do. So finding Denise Milani feels a little bit like watching Biggie freestyle on a street corner. I have no idea who she is, but if you like Random Hot Girls, and I'm know you do, I think we just found the captain of the Random Hot Girls squad. More here, because I know you're going to click, because boobs.

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