The RefinedHype (In)Complete Collection of Vagina Rap Posted by Nathan S. on 07/01/13 | Filed under Humor, Opinion

As we've already discussed at length, I spent a lot of time listening to Wale's "The Gifted" album. I mean a lot, and honestly, what I'll remember most about the album is that one time Wale said "vagina" in the outro to "Heaven's Afternoon". Granted, that probably says a lot more about me than Wale, but still, I'm enough of a rap nerd to know rap history when I hear it. And Wale's right, we can't forget about vagina.

We've all heard "pussy" more times than we could possibly count, along with "coochie", "ill na na" and just about every iteration in between, but almost never do we hear a rapper just straight up use the V-word: "vagina". I'm not even talking about songs about vaginas and/or that use the word vagina in the title (although that's bonus points), I'm talking about the word "vagina" itself appears anywhere in the lyrics. The list can't be long...can it?

So if you don't think that sparked me to spend hours of my life researching vagina rap songs, you clearly don't know me. Below, behold the (in)complete collection of vaginally-related rap.

Royce da 5' 9" - "Vagina"

"That's when I had an epiphany like (Stop!), vagina time"

You can always count on Royce to use anatomically correct genitalia, but more importantly, researching this lead me to what is (apparently) consider the magnum opus, the "Illmatic" if you will, of "Vagina Rap"...

Jon Lajoie - "Show Me Your Genitals"

"I'm a sexual tiger / And I feed on vagina - RAWRRR"

Well, that was fantastic. That's the great thing about this job, you never know where the day's going to lead you. For the record, "Your genitalia!" has to go down as one of the best ad-libs/background vocals in hip-hop history.

Mac Miller "Suplexes Inside of Complexes"

"Yeah, young sire, slap the fuck out Jon Cryer / Rough rider, raw bust inside a vagina"

Dig around a little and you learn that Mac's actually a big fan of vagina rap, at least on "Watching Movies". (See also, "Red Dot Music").

Action Bronson "Strictly 4 My Jeeps"

"The finest vaginas demolished by my dick"

Because of course Action Bronson does vagina rap. I'm only surprised he didn't compare a vagina to roasted quail or some other culinary delight.

UPDATE: It was funny cause it's true. I just realized on "Pouches of Tuna" he said "Vagina splash like apple."

Danny Brown "Monopoly"

"That give you niggas bronchitis, what you write is all vagina"

Because of course Danny Brown does vagina rap. I'm only surprised he didn't rap about...inserting a molly directly inside a vagina, or something. Actually, I'm sure he actually has said that, but even I'm not going to spend the time to find out for sure.

UPDATE: Danny also said "I got them Penis Psalms for your Vagina Monologues" on "Outer Space", which, come on, is pretty hilarious.

Ab-Soul "Black Lip Bastard (Remix)"

"I need that vagina too / Don't fucking take me for some kind of fool"

He also said "Homie with you, he's a bitch, some vagina shit" on "The End is Near" with Mac Miller. It's like six degrees of vagina, and Mac Miller's always at least three degrees away.

Cam'ron "Down & Out"

"Like Simon says / Open vagina: put ya legs behind ya head."

I'm not Simon Says expert, but I'm pretty sure that's not how the game's played. Then again, who am I to tell Killa Cam how to play Simon Says?

I used the term "(in)Complete" for a reason. If the interwebs has taught me anything, it's that no one man can possibly know everything of anything. So RefinedHype Nation, I know turn things over to you. Hit me with some more vaginal rap below.

Just doing the good lord's work. You're welcome world.

p.s. - On a closing note, hey Wale, how the fuck can you do a song called "Vagina is for Lovers" that DOESN"T ACTUALLY EVER USE THE WORD VAGINA? It's like you're the greatest and worst vagina rapper of all-time. I hope you're happy with yourself.

See Also:  This Pussy Dripping Rap Thing Has Gone Way Too Far (NSFW)