I Found a New Jay-Z Line That Doesn’t Make Any F**king Sense! Posted by Nathan S. on 10/07/10 | Filed under Top Stories, Features, Rap Lines That Make No Sense, Jay-Z

Over the course of this "Rap Lines That Don't Make Any F**king Sense" series I've been challenged to unearth nonsense from some serious emcess (Budden, Lupe, etc.), and I'm working on some now, but one rapper's rhymes have remained invincible - Jay-Z. Other than the now infamous "Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth" line (explanation here for those who don't get it), I was beginning to think Hova had never made alyrical mistake. And then today, in the car, I discovered a new Jay-Z rap line that doesn't make any fucking sense!

Or to be more accurate, the line's just wrong. Ok, this is going to take a minute, it's Jay-Z after all, but follow me. First, take a listen to "Girls, Girls, Girls":



Notice anything wrong in that first verse? Probably not. How about if I give you the lyrics?

"I got this Spanish chica, she don't like me to roam / So she call me cabron plus marricon
Said she likes to cook rice so she likes me home / I'm like, "Un momento" - mami, slow up your tempo
I got this black chick, she don't know how to act / Always talkin out her neck, makin her fingers snap
She like, "Listen Jigga Man, I don't care if you rap / You better - R-E-S-P-E-C-T me"
I got this French chick that love to french kiss / She thinks she's Bo Derek, wear her hair in a twist
My, cherie amor, tu est belle / Merci, you fine as fuck but you givin me hell
I got this indian squaw the day that I met her / Asked her what tribe she with, red dot or feather
She said all you need to know is I'm not a ho / And to get with me you better be Chief Lots-a-Dough
Now that's Spanish chick, French chick, Indian and black / That's fried chicken, curry chicken, damn I'm gettin fat
Arroz con pollo, french fries and crepe / An appetite for destruction but I scrape the plate"

Still haven't figured it out? I'll stop with all the bullshit suspense - Jay fucked up his "Indian" references!

When he first introduces her, it's clear that his chick is "Indian" as in Native American (a squaw, Chief Lots-a-Dough), but just one line later he says she makes him curry, which clearly means she's "Indian" as in from India. Ha, got you Jay!

Ok, so that's a really minor mistake, but we're talking about Jay-Z here. Hearing him confuse his own reference is like watching Michael Jordan miss a lay-up or Tiger Woods not fuck a stripper.

Did I over blow this whole thing? Yeah, probably, but to the best of my knowledge I'm the first person to ever figure that mistake out. If anyone else can unearth another Jay mistake, hit up the comments below of email me at nathan(@)refinedhype.com. Believe me, I'll give you some serious props for cracking another one of Hova's rhymes. The man's verses are diamond hard.

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