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Rap Lines That Make No Fu**king Sense: The Lil Wayne “I Am Not a Human Being 2” Edition
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The First “Rap Lines That Make No F**king Sense” of 2013!Posted by Nathan S. on 01/08/13 | Filed under Top Stories, Rap Lines That Make No Sense, Humor |
Lil Wayne - Mega Man
“Boy I send them Bloods at your ass / Like a tampon.”
First, I think we can all agree that any version of “I’m sending my boys at your ass” should earn automatic inclusion in “Unintentional Gay Rap Lyrics”. But I’ll leave the pauses to others.
I’m only here for the no sense making, and this makes no fucking sense. Well…..on second thought, if he means “at” in the most general sense possible, as in “in the general direction of”, maybe this possibly, perhaps, makes sense. Women obviously don’t put tampons in their ass, but if we’re cutting Weezy as much slack as possible, they put the tampon “at” their ass, as in “in the general area nearby their ass.”
Nope, now Wayne’s just got me talking crazy like him. I could drink a gallon of cough syrup and this still wouldn’t make any fucking sense.
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