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Your Vagina is Very, Very Ace!

It’s everyone’s worst nightmare. You’re sexting or emailing back and forth with your special lady friend when she accidentally hits “reply all” and suddenly her entire company is reading about your sex life. Well that’s what happened to receptionist Melanie Anderson, who accidentally passed along a raunchy back-and-forth with her fiance Eric Knisz.

And to make matters worse, not only does the world know about Anderson and Knisz sex life, we know it’s unbelievably fucking boring. Really guys? This is your version of raunchy? And I quote:

“I love making love to you its ace!!!”
“I adores ya you sexy mofo.”
“I loved our session last night…you were very very wet!”

“It’s ace”? Really? Ace? Really though. These aren’t X-rated emails, these are PG-13 at best. Sweet baby jesus, I feel like I should stage some sort of sex talk intervention with these two. Who knows, maybe it will launch a second career for me as a sex therapist. That’d be totally ace.