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Weekly Re-Up: Tyler Stans Out, March Madness Boobs & More

Posted by Lucas G. on 03/21/14 | Filed under Humor, Weekly Re-Up, General Awesomeness, Fails

Listen, it's Friday, we get it. Nobody really wants to do anything that involves using your brain. So the new "Weekly Re-Up" will provide you with both the biggest "Fails" and the most awesome "General Awesomeness", as well as some other must see shit from the week, and of course some boobs. We will also be including a "Weekend Rewind" selection to give you something to listen to this weekend. It's a whole lot of everything.

Now let's get started...

General Awesomeness:

March Madness:

Honestly, this is the best time of the year. The weather is finally nice, but more importantly, it is time for the best playoff/championship series in all of sports, pro and college. Settle in for a month of exciting finishes, cheering for teams with cool mascots, and above all constant bracket checking. It's only been one day and we already have a few upsets (fucking Harvard?!)  and some awesome buzzer beaters. I nearly shit my pants last night when Louisville, who I have in the finals in all three brackets, almost lost to Manhattan. Of course I might be singing a different tune after this weekend if my bracket gets busted (don't fuck me Spartans), but even if your bracket is crap, it is still fun to watch, especially at a bar; you will never see so many people cheering for the New Mexico State, Stephen F. Austin matchup in any other context. Plus, we get to see random, awesome shit. Like the grandson of a coach running game on Ally Laforce.

Or maybe dancing teams are more your thing?

                                                           

All of this is just from the first day. Personally I'm rooting for North Dakota St to make it to the Final Four; just imagine that dance! It really is the most wonderful time of the year. Good luck and happy madness y'all!

Tyler, The Stan:

Earlier this week I wrote about how jaded everyone is about SXSW; everyone except for Tyler The Creator apparently. Above you will see him going absolutely H.A.M to Pusha T performing the Clipse classic "Grinding". I feel like a lot of rappers would be backstage drinking or standing awkwardly on stage instead, but Tyler is a real mother fucking fan. I mean he was more excited for that song than anybody else there. How often would you catch a rapper putting their image and ego to the side to go nuts for a song? Sometimes it's nice to know that our favorite emcees really do love the music and I would love to see more of this kind of thing. Anytime rappers act just like I would, it makes me very happy.

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Best Of The Rest:
Here Is 2 Chainz On A Segway
Artist Adds ‘Star Wars’ Characters and Vehicles to Old Thrift Store Paintings
Guy Drops A "Deez Nuts" During Interview On People's Court
King Los Bodies the “5 Fingers of Death” Freestyle Challenge

Fail Of The Week:

Farrah Abraham Blows:

I take back all the bad things I have ever said about "Timber" or Tyga; nothing ever is worse than this song. Farrah Abraham makes Ice JJ Fish sound like fucking Vivaldi. I think what makes it even worse (if that is even possible) is that Farrah Abraham is quite possibly the worst person on the planet. She didn't want to be known as a porn star, so she made a sex tape (which is really just a porno) and now she exploits her "fame" for a "singing career". Fucking pathetic.
 
It would be one thing if she could sing too, but without exaggeration, this is the worst song I have heard since I started blogging, and one of my jobs was to review the submissions inbox at DJBooth. Even auto-tune cant fix this no talent hack. Just when I didn't think I could hate someone any more, they sing. Also, "Blowin", someone had to be making a joke with that one right? Like did nobody realize the name and what she is famous for and think it should be changed? Somebody is trolling us hard. I'd say don't quit your day job but she doesn't have one. So, just to recap, Rapsody's "Dark Knights" video views, 40,530. "Blowin" views, 872,536. I quit the internet.

PBS Mosh Pit

This video went about how I would imagine a PBS mosh pit segment to go and it was glorious. The whole time I was thinking this was fake, and to be honest, I'm still not totally convinced it's real. Like, it is almost too perfect to be real. I want to believe in it, but I really can't handle another Santa Claus disaster. This is just too perfect to be real; whenever they cut back to the guy in the studio I lose my shit.  know PBS is government funded, but this just seems like awful planning even for them. "Hey I got an idea. Why don't we put our reporter in a loud venue, with a bunch of sweaty dudes all around him and have him report from there? Nothing can go wrong?".

These conditions are far worse than any weather man who has to report amidst a massive hurricane. You can deal with a gust of wind here and there, but a gang of sweaty, angry, metal heads? Forget about it. They tossed him around like a football at the Manning family Thanksgiving. In retrospect, reporting from outside would probably have been better.  All I could think about when seeing that reporter is this. Please let this be real; it has viral video of the year written all over it.

Worst Of The Rest:
Fox Affiliate Accidentally Broadcasts Dick Pic, Has Perfect Reaction
We Have Found The Worst March Madness Bracket Ever
Steve Francis Has Nearly Finished Transforming Into Kuato
Rick Ross Confirms Beat For "Mafia Music III" Was Originally Meant For Dr. Dre's "Detox"

Comment Of The Week:
RefinedHype Nation loves booty and always thinks of ways to descirbe thier affinty for all things booty, which is why I'm giving the comment to Underground Gorilla for his comment on the MBOW. He so eloquently strated, "That fourth pic down got me doing the Joker grin." You're pervery has won you a date with Ms. Lima (and by date I mean 15 minutes of oggling that video).

Weekend Soundtrack:

New Allen Stone! New Allen Stone! This one might just be my favortie. Better believe this will get more than a few spins.

Booty Of The Week:

I don't know how far you have Kansas going in your bracket ( have 'em winnign it all in one) but when it comes to twitter boob accounts they are already cutting down the nets. Check out @KUBoobs. Rock cock chalk Jayhawk!

 

 

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