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This Week in General Awesomeness: The Life & Times of Eazy-E, Stoned Driving Tests & MorePosted by Nathan S. on 02/22/13 | Filed under Humor, General Awesomeness |

Enjoy....
If I can be allowed to kick things off with some serious shit, "poetry" can be a four-letter word in hip-hop circles, but it shouldn't be. Regardless of what label you stick on it, the subject matter, the flow, the passion here is powerful in a way I wish more hip-hop wasn't afraid to be. Props.
So basically what you're telling me is The Roots covered Wu-Tang's classic "Protect Ya Neck", with Method Man and BlackThought splitting. Hold on, let me think about that...yep, that's still pretty fucking awesome. I would have slapped my grandma to have seen this live. (Sorry grandma, I'm sure you understand.)
Bill Simmons coined the term "Tyson Zone" to describe an athlete who's so crazy you'd believe any story about them you heard, no matter how insane. "Hey, did you hear Tyson once went hang-gliding with a python wrapped around his neck?" "Yeah....I could totally see that."
In rap history the two most prominent Tyson Zone members are ODB, and Eazy-E. The time Eazy and his brother pulled guns on Suge at the Interscope offices? Yep, really happened. You'd better believe I'm watching this documentary when it drops.
Now this is fucking journalism. A local Seattle news crew ran an experiment where they gathered volunteers, gave them large quantities of weed, had them smoke, and then tested their driving skills.
The findings? You'd have to cremate Snoop Dogg, cremate him, blend those ashes with military grade marijuana, roll it into a four foot joint and smoke it before you'd be too high to drive. In fact, I'd argue that if everyone were mildly stoned, the roads would actually be safer. At the very least no one would be going over 30 mphs cause they'd all be paranoid about getting pulled over.
Ah, boobs, making the world better since...the dawn of boobs.
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