Fails of the Week: Lil Wayne Loves Lebron, JR Smith Lays Down Pipe & More Posted by Nathan S. on 02/22/13 | Filed under Fails of the Week, Humor

The dictionary defines "Schadenfreude" as pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others. In that case, we're about to get Schadenfreude like a motherfucker up in this bitch.

For the latest edition of "Fails of the Week" (aka your favorite running column that doesn't involve random hot girls) I tackle Lil Wayne's new beef with the Miami Heat, JR Smith's offer to lay down some pipe and more.

Enjoy...

Fuck You, Fuck You, Lebron's Cool, Fuck You....


After the NBA All-Star weekend vs. Lil Wayne stuff went down there was a lot of confusion over whether the NBA "banned" Weezy from the game, or he left on his own accord. Well, now we know that the NBA did indeed unofficially ban him, and I have to say, wise move David Stern. The last thing you need on your hands is for Chris Bosh to accidentally knock out Drake while taking swings at a man with face tattoos.

For the record, this is Chris Bosh's wife. Not too shabby.

Fail or Awesome? JR Smith Hands Out Some Pipe


There can be a fine line between a fail and awesome, and the JR Smith direct messages that emerged this week are a classic example. So, JR Smith asked a woman is she wanted pipe. That's hilariously awesome. Then it turned out that woman was a 16-year-old high school girl. Yeah, that's a problem.

But that's not all, here's how JR responded to the media uproar on his Instagram the next day:



Ultimately, this is a great sign that JR Smith's going to eventually end up as the funniest guy to ever get arrested for statutory. Good times.

Who Wants to Crash a Bar Mitzvah With Me?


I won't front, I wish my parents were rich enough to spend more money on a bar mitzvah invite video than most rappers spend on their album videos. But I can take some comfort in knowing that for the rest of this young man's life, he'll live on in interwebs infamy.

May 11, 2013. Save the date. Me and Ne-Yo will be there, will you?

p.s. - Roscoe Dash wrote all of his shit.

Go to Sleep. Go to Fucking Sleep


Grant Denyer's mission to be the most bad ass weatherman in all of Australia took a serious turn for the worse when he passed the fuck out while egging on a stunt plane pilot to pull 8 Gs. Yeah, not so much.

p.s. - There are some hardcore RefinedHype fans who got the inside joke in that headline. I salute you.

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