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Fails: This Dude Jumping Into a Cactus Is the Best/Worst Thing You’ll See All Week

Posted by Nathan S. on 02/19/13 | Filed under Humor, Videos, Fails

What if I were to tell you that I have a video of a dude jumping into a cactus? You'd assume the results will be pretty hilarious, but believe me, you're not ready for just how fucking hilarious this is.

For your enlightenment, I've included a full transcript below:

"Help me now. Help...me...now." (Noises like a drunk manatee) I'm going to sleep...I'm going to fucking sleep. (More drunken manatee noises) Shit. Fuck. It went straight through the hand thing. It didn't even help. (Sound like a donkey being kicked in the nuts)."

Basically, do you remember that SNL karate skit with Will Ferrell? This is that, but in real life. Lord knows I'm not dumb enough to try something like this, but sweet baby jesus bless those idiots willing to impale themselves on a cactus for our amusement. God I love the interwebs.