Fails of the Week: Blackface Rap, Swedish Drake, Vaginal Weightlifting & More Posted by Nathan S. on 04/27/13 | Filed under Top Stories, Fails of the Week, Humor, Fails

The dictionary defines "Schadenfreude" as pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others. In that case, we're about to get Schadenfreude like a motherfucker up in this piece.

For the latest edition of "Fails of the Week" (aka your favorite running column that doesn't involve random hot girls) I tackle some good old-fashioned blackface rap, Sweden's Drake, vaginal weightlifting and more.

Enjoy...


Suit & Tie & Blackface


"Hey bro, what should we do for our next frat party?"
"I know, that JT 'Suit & Tie' song is big right now, how about a 'Suit & Tie' event?
"That's genius! We can even do a video!"
"Yeah, and I'll be Jay-Z!"
"Awesome!!!"
"But wait, how will they know you're Jay? We're all Asian"
"Hmmm....that's a good point...."
"What if we just painted his face black?"
"Boom, problem solved. This is going to be an awesome, not at all incredibly racist video. I've never been prouder of you bros."

Meet the Swedish Drake


I swear to fucking god, if this kid becomes some kind of hipster sensation and is playing Coachella next year, I'm going to retire, but not before I take the entire internet with me. (That "getting my balls licked by Zooey Deschanel line was kind of ill though.)

Reading RainbowOral Sex


This is one of those times when I was wavering between a "General Awesomenes" and "Fail". I mean, on one hand homeboy did manage to get some dome on the train, apparently successfully.

But the fake reading move? Really? Really though? Who is that supposed to fool? "Hey, it looks like that gentleman has his penis in that woman's mouth...nope, my mistake. Looks like he's actually just reading a very engaging book."

Vaginal Weightlifting is a Whole Thing


Fuck it, that oral sex on the train video already made this a NSFW "Fails of the Week", I might as well keep going. You're looking at one Tatyana Kozhevnikova, a woman who can claim to literally have the world's strongest vagina. Because, you know, that's a thing.

This has to be considered a success for Kozhevnikova, apparently she had a dream and she worked hard to achieve it, but I'm not officially terrified on behalf of any penis that even comes within a mile of her (freakishly strong) vaginal walls.

For the record, if I said, "Guess where the woman with the world's strongest vagina is from?", you totally would have guessed Russia, right?

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