We Fixed Migos’ “Brokanese” (aka the Ghostwriting Experiment) Posted by Lucas Garrison on 12/03/13 | Filed under Humor, Migos, Fixed It

I don’t know what it is about Migos, but they always seem to get my creative juices flowing. First with their Versace video and now with their game changing cut "Brokanese", it makes me just want to get my inner-artist on. not because their work is so good its inspiring, but the exact opposite. A lot of times you hear someone say, I could make a better song than that, and with Migos, I have said it more than once strike everytime I hear anything by Migos. So instead of just talking about it, I am going to put my money where my mouth is and fix “Brokanese” with some bars of my own.

Some will be totally original bars and some will be a slight tweak on the original, but either way, I will set out to write my very first verse ever and prove that in fact, I am better than Migos while giving hope to ever blogger out there who has dreams of a rap career.

Broke-a-knees no AD Peterson
You get money like a Wal-Mart greeter son

Beat the pot like a n***a boxing bob and weave
We Throwing up money, you just dry heave

You speak brokanese and we ain’t know you native tongue
She aint Jewishhhhhhh but get that meat and milk cuz we stay hung

You have the nerve to bite the swag then try to get us on a song
Doin crazy shit like you been hitting Miley’s bong

My n***as cold as glacier
She go down like Titanic, it's our nuts she savor

You broke and asking for favors
Rap fantasy draft number oneee you on waivers

No comprehende, I only speak mon-a [money]
Mastered like game like Splinter call me sensai

You speak brokanese and I ain’t got rossetta stone
Roll up with your paycheck and I get hella stoned

No off day every day pay day
We stuntin’ like Kanyeeeee and you stay grasping like that Ray J

We get richer so we rock designer socks
You get broker aint talking about Wall street selling stocks

WWE you boys jabronis
Got that cheese now where’s my macaroni

i'm Hercules you broke-a-les
Like Poseidon tooooo, your girl wetter than the seven seas

We balling you not a player
Joker like that courtside of the Lakers.

Like Ray Charles these brokes I can’t sees
Never play piano but I work with lots of keys

In Australia I'm the Crocodile hunter
Killin ‘em like a sting ray they get they balls blocked but aint no punter.

Migos making sense? Hooker please
Understand them less than I do that Brokanese

Honestly, this was harder than I thought. Not because the writing lines was difficult, but because trying to decipher what Migos is saying is nearly impossible to do. Not even RapGenius can do it! Making matters worse, each second you listen you lose brain cells and thereby lose your ability to comprehend what they are saying. Anyway, I feel confident in my ability to out write Migos but what about you? If you think you are up to the challenge be sure to include your bars below. Now excuse me while I listen to something to restore my faith in music.