Wait, This Chris Brown ft. Ludacris “Wet the Bed” Can’t be Real, Can It? (Listen & Download)

When I first saw the title to Chris Brown's new single, "Wet the Bed" pop up I thought it had to be a joke. Not even R. Kelly would make a pee reference in his song title. Nope, it's totally legit. For those who think I'm a complete moron, yes, I get the double entredre. That doesn't make it any less terrible. If you asked 100 people what the phrase "wet the bed" meant to them, 100% would say urine.

I don't care how good the song is, and it's not terrible, but that kind of kills the mood:

"Oh yeah baby, turn down the lights, I got just the song."
"What song? 112's 'Anywhere'? D'Angelo's 'Untitled'?
"No baby, 'Wet the Bed."

I just can't conceive of a scenario when that many people thought this was a good song title. Oh well, moving on. I've already spent way too much time thinking about this.

On a closing note, Brown now has now released singles called "Deuces" and "Wet the Bed" in the last couple months. I'm not saying the man's into some super crazy German porn, two girls one cup kind of thing, but he's not not into it, if you catch my drift.

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Oh, and perfect timing on that "An Open Letter to Ludacris: Please Make Dope Music Again" article.