(I hope The-Dream's trademarked that "F**k it I'm getting paid" face.)
We already have to deal with Charlie Sheen and now Kim Kardashian decides to debut her single “Jam (Turn It Up).” As if we didn’t have enough to deal with! Come on Kim! Talk about celebrity overload. The reality star/homemade sex tape starlet/entrepreneur/whatever the hell you want to call her debuted the song on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show and it’s ummm…yea. Just see for yourself, but in the meantime here are a few things you may want to keep in mind before (or even after) you hear the song.
She First Debuted “Jam” In January
America, how on Earth did we allow this to happen? If someone told Kim that her debut single sucked then we wouldn’t be in this predicament now! It’s been a little over two months since she debuted “Jam” at TAO In Las Vegas so there was clearly time to inform her of that little tidbit.
This Song Was Originally Intended For Willow Smith
Okay, not really but it sure as hell sounds like it.
A Little Redundant
If you’re not a fan of words being sung 20 times in a row then this may not be the song for you my friend. We know the songs called “Turn It Up,” but you really don’t have to refer to it 80 million times in the song. Really.
The Clubs Of America Are Safe
While a poppy club song by one of reality television’s biggest stars has the potential to be played nonstop in mega-clubs across the country this particular song probably won’t have that luck. Honestly, it’s just not that good. There really isn’t anything catchy about it.
You know when Jesus says "Papa Why have you Forsaken m!?" in 'Passion of the Christ'? Yeah I wanna know why we were forsaken I know the world sucks but Damn. We let an amateur pornstar become one of the faces of America, that face (which has been giving face to alot of athletes)has an annoying voice, that annoying voice wants to rape your ears, like anally rape your ears.
If that was a little graphic I apologize, I just watched "I Spit On Your Grave".
Posted on Mar 02, 2011
Randy Mercer
My bad the quote was "Papa Why have you Forsaken me!?"
Posted on Mar 02, 2011
bitcloud7
Well when you've had that much Ray J in your throat region it's not hard to see she how she thought his non-talent rubbed off.
Posted on Mar 02, 2011
x20nickel
Well, this song isn't the only thing I'd like to shove up her ass.
Posted on Mar 02, 2011
enigmAtic And ecstAtic
First off, that was a hilarious comment about The Dream, Danielle. As for the commentors, you guys had me giggling a bit too. Now, while I am certainly not a fan of the song, I would take this over Kesha's ugly annoying ass anyday. Yeah, I don't care if she has a little bit more (and I mean just a little bit more) talented than Kimmy K, I would rather listen to her music and think about her rather than listen to Kesha even if she has a better song.
Posted on Mar 02, 2011
iMg
The caption rules the world. Didn't that Heidi chick from that Mtv show make a song? If we let her make music, why shouldn't Kim get a shot? Now I'm not condoning this terribleness, but at least Kim brings something to the table(or sits something at the table?).
Posted on Mar 03, 2011
Nathan S.
Im sorry, I can barely type this I'm laughing so hard.
"Well when you've had that much Ray J in your throat..."
Well played BitCloud, well played.
Posted on Mar 03, 2011
bitcloud7
They like me, they really like me. (Buckwheat hand shake) lol
Posted on Mar 03, 2011
matza
this is just...no.....it's not even worth these many letters....I'll have to quite bitcloud on this one: "Well when you've had that much Ray J in your throat region it's not hard to see she how she thought his non-talent rubbed off." excellent remark!
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