Read the Big Ghost Album Review of Eminem’s “MMLP2” or Hang Your Head in Shame Posted by Nathan S. on 11/06/13 | Filed under Humor, Opinion, Eminem, Big Ghostface, Reviews

This is RefinedHype, I don't think I need to tell you who Big Ghost is (aka Hands of Zeus aka Galaxy Knuckles aka Shampoo Bracelets aka Broccoli Bundles aka Phantom Ravilois aka Thor Molecules aka Spartacus Deluxe aka Caviar Tusks). The man's a friend of RefinedHype Nation because I value originality and creativity over everything, and there's not a human being breathing whose album reviews look like Ghost's. 

So just like I did for his Drake's "Nothing Was the Same" review, I'm posting the intro to his Eminem "MMLP2" album review here, with the man's blessing; those feeling propely intrigued can hit the link to the full review at the bottom of the page. 

Keep an eye out for one of the better lowkey J. Cole jokes in a minute. Enjoy...

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Ayo whattup… Feel free to take a moment to allow my presence to be felt once again nahmean. You back in the midst of the mighty Hands of Zeus aka Galaxy Knuckles aka Shampoo Bracelets the panty melter aka Broccoli Bundles aka Phantom Ravilois otherwise known as the infamous Thor Molecules…but you might kno me as Spartacus Deluxe or the world famous Caviar Tusks. Welcome back to the Cappuccino Lounge…amongst the exquisite furs n luxurious velvet surfaces n shit. Bask in the radiance of my glorious abode. Now we here to discuss whats gon probably be  the biggest album of the year by one of the greatest rappers that ever walked the earth. First off…if Drake jus popped in ya head after readin that last sentence you should smack yaself bruh. Word is bond. If Tyga popped in ya head after readin that sentence you should probably jus do the honorable thing n commit seppuku witta hot butter knife or some broken glass tho. G’head nigga.

If the name Eminem dont ring a bell…either you been livin under a rock in exile on a abandoned desert island in another dimension in prehistoric times n shit….or you from North Dakota or some shit. Either way you a individual thats disconnected from reality n you need to wise up yo. I aint gon give you all types of back story on son cuz most yall done already seen the movie…you done heard his music n read the interviews… Sons life done been a open book for so long that muthafuckas can tell you more bout Marshall Bruce Mathers III than they can they own family members n shit. Wikipedia that fool. This the man who gave the world the word “Stan” to describe a nigga that stans. Before “Stan” there wasnt even a word for stannin b…thats how serious it is. Maybe thats cuz before Eminem it wasnt any stans out there like that. Not in the mass armies that they exist in nowadays n shit. Mighta been some groupies n dickridin ass niggas who aint kno how to chill when it came to they favorite artists n athletes n what have you… But when muthafuckas took it to that next level…when it became acceptable for dudes to be gettin swept up in some pandemonium type shit n obsess over another man like he was ya soul mate n shit…not even on jus some regular ol superfan shit…. Before the word “stan” you woulda needed to say “groupie” or “dickrider” AND “stalker” AND “loser” AND “delusional ass muthafucka” to get the point across. You hadda use like 6 adjectives to describe the level of obsessive dickridery that was occurrin n shit. But after the Eminem shit it was like we had the all inclusive terminology for that nahmean. So yanno…credit is due for that namsayin.

Now even tho son named this shit The Marshall Mathers LP 2 he wanted to be very clear that this wasnt no sequel to The Marshall Mathers LP. Which is basically like if they made a movie called Forrest Gump 2 n said YA BUT IT AINT A SEQUEL JUS FYI…SO DONT EXPECT IT TO BE LIKE THE ORIGINAL. Think he was callin this album a “revisitation” or some shit. But we was talmbout Stans…which brings us to the first track of this muthafucka…

READ THE FULL BIG GHOST REVIEW...