Instagram Battle: Kim Kardashian’s Booty vs. Nicki Minaj’s Boobs Posted by Nathan S. on 10/17/13 | Filed under Top Stories, Girls, Nicki Minaj, Kim Kardashian

I'm dedicated to making RefinedHype a place for the kind of complex and intelligent discussion that's nearly impossible to find on the interwebs. But...sometimes I see a picture of Kim Kardashian's booty and my brain shuts off. What can I say? To quote* the great American poet Walt Whitman, "Do I contradict myself? Very well then, I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes, and sometimes one of those multitudes likes to look at ass and titties."

Today Instagram graced us, or tortured us depending on your stance, with new selfies from Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj, one of which prompted the least angry tweet from Kanye in recent memory. Now would I want to sit down and discuss the theological implications of Dante's "Inferno" on contemporary Christianity? Indeed I would not. Are some of Kim and Nicki's assets fake? Maybe. (Judging by the slope on Nicki's boobs I'd actually guess real, but that's a another debate for another time.)

Feel free to front like your eyeballs aren't having happy time right now, if you can't admit the truth to yourself there's nothing I can do. For everyone else willing to admit that they'd trip over themselves for a hypothetical night with either one, enjoy...

* May not be an exact quote.

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