F**k Maxim, Here’s The Real Top 100 Hottest Women Alive List

Shamefully Absent: Kim Kardashian

You know why Kanye is fucking Kim Kardashian? Because he only does things he knows will make people jealous, and everyone wants to fuck Kim Kardashian.

Come on, how are you going to list 100 women and not include that woman above? Remember, this isn’t a “women I could tolerate talking to” list, this is a motherfucking hottest women alive list. Frankly, her absence alone completely invalidates Maxim’s entire endeavor.

Like, if I said I had some nude pics of Kim right here, there’s an 110% chance you’re going to check that shit out. I rest my case.

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