F**k Maxim, Here’s The Real Top 100 Hottest Women Alive List

Who Maxim Got Wrong

Maxim’s biggest mistake, and one they make throughout their list, is confusing “cute” with “hot”.

So yes, Emma Stone is really cute, and sure, I don’t see anyone turning down sex with her, but you’re saying she’s the 7th hottest woman on the planet? Really? God says, “Hey, you can have sex with any ten women on Earth” and she’s your number 7 pick? Really? Get the fuck out of here.

The same goes for Mila Kunis, Lea Michele, Zooey Deschanel and a bunch more.

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