Fails of the Week: The Please Just Stop Edition

Hey Celebrity Kids, Please Stop Making Music

I don’t mean to be alarmist, but if this “The Kids of Rich Celebrities Become Rappers” trend keeps going it may mean the end of western civilization as we know it.

As if Chet Haze wasn’t enough to deal with, we’ve now got Rich Hill (otherwise known as the son of multi-millionaire fashion designer Tommy Hillfiger) to contend with. And to make matters worse, unlike Chet, Hill is now officially signed to a major label (Warner Bros.).

And I know there’s going to be someone out there who comments with “stop hating, Rich Hill’s music is really good.” Let me issue this pre-preemptive strike - fuck that. The last thing I want to listen to is a rich kid cry about how fucked up being rich made him. I know too many dope artists struggling just to pay their rent to even remotely condone this bullshit.