The Last “Rap Lines That Make No F**king Sense” of 2010

Short Dawg - Off Lil Wayne's "Break Up"

The homey Justin Davis-Morgan laid this one out so nicely I’m just going to let him take over complete. Have at it JDM:

“My rhymes is ambidextrious, so I don’t have to write.”

First off, you’re saying that your rhymes can use both hands equally well? Compared to them being left or right-handed? I don’t see what he’s trying to get across with that line, seeing as he doesn’t seem like the type of rapper to imply any deeper meanings to it anyway. Also, even if I do say that they are, what does that have to do with you not having to write? If your lines can write themselves for you, it shouldn’t matter if they can use both hands equally or not. Thirdly, I’m fairly sure I hear him adding an extra -i to the last syllable, and I’m pretty sure “ambidextrious” is spelled wrong.