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Rap Lines That Make No Fu**king Sense: The Rick Ross “Black Bar Mitzvah” EditionPosted by Nathan S. on 10/09/12 | Filed under Top Stories, Rap Lines That Make No Sense, Humor, Rick Ross |
Birthday
“I’m slowly climbin up to Lyor’s spot.”
I’m just gonna to assume Ross recorded this before Lyor stepped down as the head of Warner Music Group, then forgot about the line. Or…I guess he could be referring to Lyor’s overall legacy, although that’d be a generous interpretation.
Regardless, I’m more interested in, “Obama fundraiser, all dope boys.” Man, I can’t wait until Fox News hears that line, they’re going to lose their fucking minds. I can see the headline now: “Drug Dealers Fundraising for Obama.”
And as long as we’re here, a quick word of advice to any dope boys invited to an Obama fundraiser - Ross isnt’ giving that money to Obama, he’s just taking your shit. You’re welcome.
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