This Year in Porn: Breaking Down the 2013 AVN Awards (NSFW) Posted by Nathan S. on 01/23/13 | Filed under Top Stories, Girls, Humor

Fuck the Oscars, let’s be honest, the only film awards RefinedHype Nation cares about are the AVNs (aka the Adult Video News Awards). And if you don’t care about the AVNs, you’re either not aware how amazingly entertaining and hilarious they are, or you’re fronting. Oh, you’re too mature and classy to care who won for Best Girl on Girl Scene of 2013? Come on, really?

Whether you’ll admit it or not, you’re at the very least curious about this stuff. Don’t worry, I got you. Hey, someone’s got to do it. And that someone’s RefinedHype. Enjoy…

(Do I even have to say that these are NSFW? And sorry, no actual porn or links here. You know how to use Google if you’re feeling properly inspired.)

Index:       1. Best Title: Does This Dick Make My Ass Look Big?       2. Best New Starlet: Remy La Croix       3. Best Parody (Comedy): "Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody"       4. Best Actress: Lily Carter       5. Female Performer of the Year: Asa Akira       6. Movie of the Year / Drama of the Year: Wasteland       7. Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene: Dani Daniels x Sinn Sage      

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