Rap Lines That Make No F**king Sense (aka We Found a New Jay-Z Line!)

Juelz Santana - Black Republican

“Honest, girls strapped to my dick like a harness / Rock star, flier than an ostrich.”

First, the mental image of a girl literally strapped to a dick is hilarious, but….

I don’t think you need to be an Animal Planet connoisseur to know that ostriches can’t fly. In fact, it’s just about the only fucking bird in existence that

fly. It’s literally almost impossible to be more wrong abut a bird reference than Juelz is.

(Side note: In the intro Juelz and Wayne mention three albums (Curren$y’s Cash Money debut, Juelz’ third solo album and Juelz x Wayne’s collab album “I Can’t Feel My Face”), none of which ever came out. I’m surprised they didn’t namedrop “Detox” too.)

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