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Chingy Drinking Vodka "Right Thurr"

Sweet baby jesus, I don’t even know where to start…First, I was pretty sure Chingy was dead, so I guess good news for Chingy.

Second, “Chingy is back as owner and spokesman for new Russian Vodka” is now the greatest email subject line I’ve ever seen. According to the press release, the apparently alive Chingy is now repping Shpilka vodka, which is good news for people who love Chingy want to drink vodka they can’t pronounce.

Third, to celebrate his new found Russian partnership he’s released some new music, including the superb “They Ain’t Bout Nuttin”. Now I don’t mean to get all spellcheck on Chingy, but I’m pretty sure he means they’re not about nothin. Pretty much everyone’s about nuttin, unless they’ve been castrated of something.

Keep doing your thing Chingy, just be careful about doing business with Russians. When that shit goes wrong, it really goes wrong.