Rick Ross Just Made This TMZ Cameraman His B**ch Posted by Lucas Garrison on 09/12/13 | Filed under Humor, Videos, Rick Ross, General Awesomeness, Fails

A few years ago, Rick Ross used to be my most hated emcee—mainly because I was convinced he ruined Wale—but recently, I have found that my disdain for my chubby friend has quelled; I think it all started with “Devil In A New Dress” where Kanye made him sound better than ever before. Speaking of Kanye, we all know about his run-ins with the paparazzi, but Mr. Rozay is no stranger to being hounded by the leeches at TMZ. The only difference? Ross handles it much better. He showed them up back in June, and after he was bothered again, he took control and provided us with the best paparazzi response ever.

He could have just ignored him but instead, Ross essentially turns the TMZ guy into his bitch. Watching the scumbag squirm like that is priceless; he is so uncomfortable, but tries to play it off like he is a part of the joke. Ricky basically muscles him into making a big promo for "Self Made 3" and bosses him around for a few minutes. Instead of talking to the “reporter,” Ross makes him talk into the MMG camera, both promoting his own shit and leaving the TMZ guy with little no footage. Part of me wishes Rick would have sat on him or eaten him, but this will have to do. TMZ is the worst organization on the planet and are the scum of the earth, so it’s nice them being harassed for once. This makes me like Rick Ross even more…but it's still not enough to buy "Self Made 3".