Meet the Mystery Booty of the Week, Eva Longoria Posted by Nathan S. on 01/09/14 | Filed under Girls, MBOW

First and foremost, shout out to this week's MBOW winner, Trill O'Reilly, who kicks off 2014 in style. Congratulations sir, I highly recommend you put this on your resume and just watch the job offers come pouring in. 

He was right, it was Eva Longoria, who I included here as a bit of an experiment. Maxim just named her the Woman of the Year - really? For the record, I've got a long record of disagreeing with Maxim, and all praise due to Longoria, but I just don't see it. Granted, Woman of the Year is about a lot more than just looks and Longoria's done a lot outside of entertainment, but still....

Regardless, I think we can all agree that Tony Parker fucked the fuck up. Enjoy...