General Awesomeness: Actor Michael Shannon Recites Psychotic Sorority Chick Email (Video) Posted by Danielle Harling on 04/22/13 | Filed under Videos, General Awesomeness

Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter from Michael Shannon

In case you happened to have missed out on the latest bit of human insanity to go viral, let me quickly fill you in. Earlier this month, an extremely hilarious and expletive-filled email was sent out from one sorority member to the rest of her soror's, calling them out for their alleged anti-social behavior during Greek Week. Here's a small excerpt from the email:

"If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough fucking ride."

"For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been FUCKING UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I've been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING. If you're reading this right now and saying to yourself "But oh em gee Julia, I've been having so much fun with my sisters this week!", then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to fucking find you on campus to do it myself." (Read the full email at Gawker)

Pretty crazy, right? And just when you thought this insanely random email couldn't get any funnier, the good folks over at Funny Or Die thought it would be a grand idea to have actor Michael Shannon recite the letter word-for-word, in its entirety. Genius, absolutely genius. Michael Shannon's pretty well-known for his intimidating roles both on TV and in movies, so hearing him read this letter is equal parts amazing and frightening.