F**k Maxim, Here’s The Real Top 100 Hottest Women Alive List

Shamefully Absent: Kate Upton

Ok, so I’m cheating with this one. Kate Upton is actually on the list…at number 39! Yep, you read that right, thirty…fucking…nine.

That’s such a tragically low ranking I just didn’t feel right including it in the “What Maxim Got Wrong” section, I had to call it out individually. I’ve seen the numbers, y’all have watched that video of Upton dancing over 50,000 times now. If there’s a man alive who would pass her up for Anne Hathaway (#23), Jessica Alba (#33) or Jennifer Love Hewitt (#20), I don’t know him.

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