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Fom Jay-Z to Iggy Azalea, It’s Rap Lines That No Make No F**king Sense

Posted by Nathan S. on 07/17/12 | Filed under Features, Rap Lines That Make No Sense, Humor

Jay-Z - Already Home

“I’m an animal / half man, half mammal”

I can’t believe I missed this one for so long…..

You’d think that a former drug dealer like Jay-Z would be pretty good with fractions, but considering that all men are mammals, and all mammals are animals, that line can be more accurately translated as, “Like literally everyone listening to this, I could best be biologically classified as a member of the animal kingdom knows as mammal. Hey, fun fact, did you know that dolphins are mammals too? That’s crazy! Hov!!!”

For some reason my version doesn’t sound nearly as cool as Jay-Z’.

(Word to Sean Walthour for the find.)

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