This Week in General Awesomeness: Kate Upton Returns, LL Cool J Knocks Out Intruder & More

Posted by Nathan S. on 08/24/12 | Filed under Top Stories, Humor, General Awesomeness

We all know that "Fails of the Week" is the most popular (non-booty related) series on RefinedHype, but last week I decided to flip the script a little with "This Week in General Awesomeness", and the result was popular enough that I'm bringing it back for a second week. This week we tackle LL Cool J's personal burglar alarm, DMX' "Reading Rainbow" remix and more.

For the record, I'm aware that one man's awesome can easily be another man's fail. But since I'm the man writing this, I'm making the decisions. As always, feel free to throw your

LL Cool J's Personal Alarm System

LL Cool J's publicist will only say that he's "...committed to keeping his family safe and is cooperating with authorities." What that means in reality is that when 56-year-old Texas man Jonathan Kirby decided to break into LL Cool J's home, LL responded by breaking Kriby's jaw, nose and ribs. Let that be a lesson to all you rapper-robbers out there - next time rob Canibus' house, instead of beating you up he'll probably only attack yo with a notebook.

Could have put this as a fail for the robber, decided to focus instead on LL's general awesomeness.

Tell It Like It Is Kanye
@KanyeWest I Fucked Kim

We don't know if that tweet was actually sent out by Kanye or his account was "hacked", but we do know that it was deleted almost immediately after it was posted. Assuming it was posted by Kanye, I say fuck yeah. If I just fucked this really hard, I'd brag about that shit too.

More Kate Upton? More Kate Upton

Ok, so she's not in a wet t-shirt, but come on. More Kate Upton videos in the world can only be a good thing.

"Reading Rainbow Theme Song (DMX Remix)"

I imagine this is what it must have sounded like to grow up with DMX as your dad. Also, your bathtub was probably filled with blood.

Fast Food Gets Fun
Best Butt Discount

When you work at a shitty job you've got to find some way to pass the time. And if that involves programming the register to give "best butt" discounts, then so be it. Seems like a pretty cheap discount though, maybe the booth wasn't that "best".

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