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Fom Jay-Z to Iggy Azalea, It’s Rap Lines That No Make No F**king SensePosted by Nathan S. on 07/17/12 | Filed under Features, Rap Lines That Make No Sense, Humor |
Iggy Azalea - Pu$$y
“Treat that tongue like a bullet / give me head…Abe Lincoln”
Oh, I get the reference. You’re getting head, and Abe Lincoln…had a head…so…no wait, I got it, Abe Lincoln got shot in the head, so….no wait, that doesn’t really make sense either…hold on….I’ll get this….you’re getting head and it’s a well known historic fact that in addition to abolishing slavery, Abe Lincoln was a renowned master of cunnilingus. Yep, that’s it. Phew, that’s a relief. For a minute there I thought that Abe Lincoln reference made no fucking sense.
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“treat that tongue like a bullet / give me head…James Madison”
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